Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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