I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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