I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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