And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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