My room smells like vodka and shame
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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