Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
