Little spoons don't ask big questions
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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