i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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