I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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