Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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