WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i out mim tonsoeep
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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