i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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