Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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