Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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