dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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