What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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