And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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