Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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