it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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