HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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