I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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