Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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