There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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