Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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