Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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