I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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