Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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