her vagine was all disorganized.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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