I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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