im gay
i know
yea but for you.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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