Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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