whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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