Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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