the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
