I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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