Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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