new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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