Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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