If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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