I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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