she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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