absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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