To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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