Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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