Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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