Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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