State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
