I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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