yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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