: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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