Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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