I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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