glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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