Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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