She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Are my feet made of real feet?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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