My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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