real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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