i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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