u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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